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I Can't Come To My Music Lesson Because...
101 proven ways to be effectively cancel music lessons
accompanied by humorous Victorian illustrations
Howard Vance 
Lets join together and make this collection an ongoing process. 
Send in your favorite jaw droppers and I may be able to use them. 
If you would like to order a copy, send $10.00 (shipping included) to:
   Howard Vance Guitar Academy 
978 Reddoch Cove, Memphis TN  38119
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Phone: (901) 767-6940Fax (901) 767-5124 
Email: TootPick@aol.com 
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